The Day Start with Coffee

I have to push the pram a lot. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I’m not a witch. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! I’m not a witch. Where’d you get the coconuts?

You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English Kniggits! We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! And the hat. She’s a witch!

Bring her forward! The nose? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

  1. Be quiet!
  2. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English Kniggits!
  3. Well, I got better.

What a strange person!

Well, how’d you become king, then? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! We found them. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English Kniggits! She looks like one.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Well, she turned me into a newt. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Be quiet! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Who’s that then? Shut up!

Burn her! And the hat. She’s a witch! Oh, ow! You don’t vote for kings. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

It’s only a model. Well, I got better. And the hat. She’s a witch!

Now, look here, my good man. And the hat. She’s a witch! We want a shrubbery!! Why do you think that she is a witch? Shut up!

I am your king. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. How do you know she is a witch? We found them.

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